Identity Thief

iPhone GPS took us to a theater that doesn’t exist to go see Evil Dead so we went and saw Identity Thief at the “$3-a-ticket-cuz-these-movies-came-out-5-months-ago” theater and it wasn’t half bad. it wasn’t half good either, but that chick from Bridesmaids knows wtf she’s doing. She was the source of, I think, every single laugh in the movie and even killed it in her dramatic scenes.

One cant-be-good sign was that the chick I went with nodded off at a couple points during the movie. I’m gonna go ahead and blame her alcoholism and the fact that the flick ended after midnight when she hadn’t slept much the night before – but that doesn’t take away the possibility of it having been a long-con excuse to not go back to my place.