Why does everyone keep saying I remind them of the 50 Shades of Grey guy?

In the past few weeks in the lead-up and release of the film version of 50 Shades of Grey, nearly every person who saw it has told me the Grey character “kindov reminds me of you” [me]. And… Read More

Identity Thief

iPhone GPS took us to a theater that doesn’t exist to go see Evil Dead so we went and saw Identity Thief at the “$3-a-ticket-cuz-these-movies-came-out-5-months-ago” theater and it wasn’t half bad. it wasn’t half good either, but that… Read More

Lessons from Le Mis: Relentless Goodness & Knowledge as Power

I’ve never seen the musical on stage but the soundtrack is decent and the story is good so i’ll be seeing the new version in theaters, especially since its an excuse to take my mom who would otherwise… Read More

Dragons, friends, trust and rape

Excellent summary of what friendship is, right here: “Friendship- my definition- is built on two things. Respect and trust. Both elements have to be there. And it has to be mutual. You can have respect for someone, but… Read More

My Pre-Comments & Post-Review of Toy Story 3

I am about to FINALLY see Toy Story 3 today, so before I do I’ve made a list of hopes and predictions… Things I want to see in Toy Story 3: –A Western adventure imagination for Woody: nows… Read More

Meet the Animated-Time-Travel Confusion

watching Meet the Robinsons again, trying to understand it. dammit Disney… we’re not advanced enough to understand alternate reality paradigms.. fuck time travel movies. this is the first-Futurama-movie confusion all over again. ug

Inglourious Basterds was fun… with a pause button

Just finished Inglourious Basterds and Brad Pitt was fortunately unable to ruin it. Could not have watched it start to finish though. The first 20 minutes is wildly compelling and then the rest is just kindov meh with… Read More