Rocko’s Modern Life: Flu-In-U-Enza

Rocko gets sick a day befor the WWWWF. Has to go to the doctor, where he gets violated through repeated grabbing of his genitals and implied fisting or who knows what other anal deviancies by what he thinks is the doctor.

FULL SUMMARY:

The episode opens up with Rocko laying in bed. He is proudly holding up 2 tickets that say: The W.W.W.W.W.F. Wrestling Main Event. He tells Spunky the day after tomorrow is the big day. The tickets are for the best seats in the house. He says goodnight to Spunky and turns off his lamp.

Rocko wakes up the next morning with a red nose and snot running down it. He goes in to the bathroom but can’t stop his nose from running. He calls Heffer who takes him to the doctor. While in the waiting room, they see all kinds of interesting people. The bird next to Rocko starts coughing and eventually coughs up his heart. No more worried then ever, Rocko asks the nurse if he can see the doctor. The Nurse tells him he has to fill out some papers before he can see the doctor. She hands a pile of papers taller then he is.

After the nurse starts hitting on Heffer, Rocko finds himself in Dr. Bendova’s office. He hears all kinds of noises like a Chainsaw and screaming. He looks around the office and sees lots of interesting tools and devices. Eventually the doctor comes in. After the doctor does all kinds of tests on Rocko, he tells the doctor he needs some medicine. The doctor gives him a prescription and sends him on his way.

After Rocko leaves the doctors office, the nurse comes running through and sees the doctor. She yells: “Hey, I thought I strapped you to the bed.” and carries him off….

Back home Rocko takes out the pills from the bottle. The pill he pulls out is almost bigger then his head. He puts it in his mouth and forces it down. He looks at the pill bottle and reads a label on the back: WARNING! Not To Be Taken Orally. Pretty soon everything in the room is swirling and spinning. He slowly makes his to the bathroom and hurls in the toilet. While Rocko is laying on the floor a half-eaten hot dog, half-eaten pizza and a piece of cheese jump out of the toilet. They tell Rocko they are “The Enchanted Upchucks”. They introduce themselves as Wretch, Hurl and Spew. They tell him they are here to nurse him.

They take Rocko to the kitchen and make him some tea. They start making their Toe Jam Tea, but Rocko falls over on the floor. They decide he needs a heavy dose of Vitamin C and Iron. So they put a funnel in his mouth and start rolling oranges off the table in to the funnel, then a watermelon. The comes the iron, a ironer for your clothes. After it smashes Rocko’s head, they figure he needs Ice for his head. They put a block of ice on his head. Wretch, Hurl and Spew then start putting a bunch of pepper, tobasco sauce, cayenne peppers and chili sauce in a bowl. They put a drop of it on Rocko’s tongue and it instantly melts the block of ice of his head and he spits out fire, burning his chair.

Rocko get’s up and starts chasing The Enchanted Upchucks until he realizes that he can smell again. He feels great! He thanks the Upchucks as they hop back in to the toilet. The next morning Rocko wakes up bright and early only to find Spunky caught his flu. Heffer stops in to check on Rocko. He tells Hef he is going to stay home and take care of Spunky. He hands the tickets over to Heffer. Rocko and Spunky watch the event from home on the TV. The match starts and the ring announcer introduces the first wrestler. It’s Dr. Bendova! The nurse, who Heffer brought with him, sees the doctor and jumps in the ring. She grabs him and starts tossing him around. “I got 20 on the nurse” Rocko hears as he sees The Enchanted Upchucks also watching the event.

Favorite Quotes:
“I thought I strapped you to the bed!”
“Cough please.”
*cough*cough*
“Ok, again.”
*cough*cough*
“AGAIN!”
*cough*cough*