Liveblogging an episode of iCarly

omfg, iCarly and little geeky dude are SO making out! this is the happiest day of my life!!!!1

dude. they’re kissing like every 14 seconds. this is so awesome. GO LITTLE GEEKY DUDE!

what the shit?? Carlys older brother was just revealed to be in one of the lockers at her school. ya… im pretty sure 33 year old men are NOT allowed in middle school girls lockers.

Freddie just asked “are we like…boyfriend and girlfriend now?”. uhm, i fucking HOPE so. you’ve been kissing like every 4 minutes. you could get AIDS that way.

Carlys little blonde whore-friend is trying to ruin everything now. BUZZ OFF SLUT.

oh crap. she’s getting to him… she’s in his head now. she told him Carly doesn’t love “him”, she loves “what he did” (he pushed her out of the way from a car or something and broke his leg).

dude, youre so retarded. who cares WHY she loves you. HIT THAT.

this little faggot has SO much to learn about women.

you NEVER dump a girl because she “loves you for the wrong reasons”. what the shit is that?? uhm, hi: there ARE no right reasons. girls love you for your money or power or bullshit poetry or cuz you treat them like shit just like their father did. girls are stupid. they don’t examine your character and make logical judgments on compatibility. wtf.

i hate this show.

this show is awesome.