Kids sequels fail at not sucking [UPDATE: except Shrek 4]

Lion King 2 is a piece of shit. total lack of subtly. wooden characters. only 1 good song. Andy Dick excels in a supporting role, but Nathan Lane and Mathew Broderick are wasted in this lackluster ending to the beloved saga whose efforts in superior quality over other Disney direct-to-video sequels are not enough to sa…ve “Simbas Pride” from being anything but something to be proud of.

first ones a masterpiece. Disneys golden 3: Beauty & the Beast, Aladdin, Lion King. flawless.

how much do I love my family?… I’m about to go pay cash money to see Shrek 4… #martyr.
(plus i need to see who this Rumplestiltsfag is that everyone thinks looks/acts like me. sigh..)

UPDATE: i will have to answer for what I said about this character when Raptor Jesus comes for us all on judgment day. I hope only that my apology and lifetime of penance will make up for my blasphemy said through ignorance and stupidity. this movie was… well, it was kindov lame like the others – but this character was FUCKING AWESOME. I’m still loling. God bless Walt Dohrn, co-writer and voice actor of the motherfucking godzzzzzzzz.

Charles Chaplin (actor/director), The Riddler (1960s Batman), Plucky Duck (Tiny Toons), the color green (plants/synthetic) – extend your collective arms and welcome your new friend into the richardland hall of Heros: thy name is Rumpelstiltskin (Shrek 4, 2010). fkking illegally downloading NOW to recut that movie of only his scenes. <33333333333333

UPDATE: Riley Bushnell recreates: