Just Say No to Newsies

Secret Service ain’t got nuthin on me cuz ain NO one help someone dodge a bullet the way I just did by deleting “Newsies” from my parents Netflix que after my mom added it thinking its story about “New York newspaper union protests” would be right up my dads alley – obviously not knowing that in reality its a shitty early 90s Disney musical that got zero stars….

(starring a young Christian Bale…yes really)