I knew “Back to You” would be cancelled

Because I had a 3rd degree inlet to the casting director for it with a possibility to get some screen time in an episode or two or ten. It was at that point that I knew the Fox comedy starring Kelsey Grammer and Patricia Heaten was doomed to go off the air within weeks.

And oh look, I was correct. Surprising, since that only happens 98% of the time, so naturally every time I’m right its a total shock.

Yes, A week before my meeting, Fox announced it would not renew the contract for the series. You might think its delusionally self centered to think that even the possibility of me working on a television show would trigger a bad luck boomerang that would sabotage the entire series, but thats only cuz you’re new to the site. Stay awhile and you’ll come around.

I apologize to all those involved and take full responsibility for the jinxing.

Now it just looks likes it will be back…to me.
*tastefully dramatic music plays as foreground lights go out, leaving my silhouette while some credits roll or something*