Can you see what’s missing from this Disney RedHead collage?
Excellent art by artist Amy Mebberson. NOT so excellent comment by a person whom I won’t embarrass by identifying who said “They forgot Anastasia”… Anastasia is of course, not a Disney movie. It’s a pretty decent animated film… Read More
Lessons from Le Mis: Relentless Goodness & Knowledge as Power
I’ve never seen the musical on stage but the soundtrack is decent and the story is good so i’ll be seeing the new version in theaters, especially since its an excuse to take my mom who would otherwise… Read More
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
THE TITLE ISN’T ACCURATE Sorry to spoil it for you, but: A planet of Apes does not rise in this movie. NO SPACE TRAVEL… Planet of the Apes lore requires some space travel science fiction that appears to… Read More
Oz Secret Service
I’ve seen this movie hundreds of times but only just now did I notice that the Wizard has guards with muskets doing crowd control around his balloon launching platform. Which is sillier looking and/or more threatening?
Young At Heart
Watching the documentary Young At Heart. It starts slow but gets better. I thought the twist was gonna be that the old people all survive but the chorus leader dies. Spoiler alert: That’s not the case. Here’s a… Read More
Doin it Backwards
If you watch Beauty & the Beast backwards, it’s about a happy couple in love who’s relationship deteriorates as she turns him into an increasingly violent and resentful monster forcing them to split up as she goes to… Read More
Ursula’s Boobs
So do you think Ursula wears a spandex top that blends in with her lower half? or is she just topless and doesn’t have nipples? #LittleMermaid The latter, right? No nips on the sea witch. Even though that’s… Read More
My Pre-Comments & Post-Review of Toy Story 3
I am about to FINALLY see Toy Story 3 today, so before I do I’ve made a list of hopes and predictions… Things I want to see in Toy Story 3: –A Western adventure imagination for Woody: nows… Read More
Kids sequels fail at not sucking [UPDATE: except Shrek 4]
Lion King 2 is a piece of shit. total lack of subtly. wooden characters. only 1 good song. Andy Dick excels in a supporting role, but Nathan Lane and Mathew Broderick are wasted in this lackluster ending to… Read More
Ariels mom was smashed by fisherman boats
Forget Bambi – Ariels mom is the most WTF Disney death. When I said that, it was thought to be a joke. I wish it were… check it: Tri & his redhaired bride are chillin above surface making… Read More