Inglourious Basterds was fun… with a pause button

Just finished Inglourious Basterds and Brad Pitt was fortunately unable to ruin it. Could not have watched it start to finish though. The first 20 minutes is wildly compelling and then the rest is just kindov meh with only some minor moments re-peaking my interest of care about these characters.

I went searching for more info and found this on Wikipedia:

“Not all reviews have been positive. British critic Peter Bradshaw stated he was “struck… by how exasperatingly awful and transcendentally disappointing it is”[73]; moments after his review many fans and passers by told Bradshaw to go fuck himself.”

oh Wikipedia…

Eric Cartman Poker Face

Downtown…

The movie Girl Interrupted where Angelina Jolie plays a broken selfish mental patient who ruins people around her to feel good about herself made the song Downtown by Petula Clark stick to me with special significance.

When it was repeating on cable a million times a day in 2002, I watched it a bunch and drew up plans for a community and commerce center I would call “Downtown” and place in small towns. Living in Missouri at the time, the biggest complaint from people was that there was “nothing to do”. A gripe that always annoyed me because there is more to do now than in the history of the world – people have just gotten more and more boring. Everyone thinks there is only fun and excitement in a city (ie: where other people are already doing things and boring people can just latch onto the fun already happening instead of ever make their own). I imagined my “Downtown” being a place with restaurants and arcades and theaters and gyms plus more unique activities, attractions, live events and gatherings. At dusk every day, the lights across the Center would raise for the evening as the rumbles of Petula Clarks song would play over the speakers and the place would transform into its night version, providing a visually exciting diverse appeal to the area that would incite a sense of wonder. The inspiration was the two lost souls in Girl Interrupted who just desperately needed guidance and an outlet for their unique personalities but were trapped in surroundings that didn’t foster these traits or successfully aid their struggles. I imagined a place that would attract families and couples but also teenagers and younger kids in smaller towns showing them a taste of imagination realized in the physical world to make them all feel less isolated, lonely and bored and hopefully inspire many to actualize their own ambitions and passions.

In a way, its how I’ve always seen this website, as many have found it a digital incarnation of something like my “Downtown”. I’ve always tried to make it an eccentric but welcoming empire, with the 1939 rendition of the Emerald City in mind. The moment when Dorothy, the Lion, Tinman and Scarecrow have escaped the dangers of the deadly poppy field and skip toward the glittering majestic metropolis serving as a green oasis in the middle of the fairyland wilderness is one of my favorite images, ever.

I mostly shelved the idea of building “Downtowns” across America’s small towns, but only in favor of a more immediate version I could actually achieve.

Years later, a lost and isolated soul myself, I am working on a full-force attack of something that has been in my hopper for a few years now that I recently decided must receive full dedication and attention.

I can’t talk about it too much quite yet, and it is a few years from becoming a reality. But in many ways it will be my Downtown.

And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you.
Someone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to
Guide them along
So maybe I’ll see you there.
We can forget all our troubles, forget all our cares.

and go Downtown.
Things will be great when you’re downtown.
Don’t wait a minute more. Downtown.

Some like it Hot – Shell Oil Junior

Marilyn Monroe, Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon in “Some Like It Hot”.
Daphne and Sugar are on the beach, Josephine turns into Shell Oil Junior!

Gambling bluff posturing by a baby woman

I’m pretty sure this satirical Tweet&Facebook post completely flopped because no one realized its mocking tone… The copy reads:

You guys should check out this song called “Poker Face”. its by an artist called “Lady Gaga” and its about gambling and romance through the filter of mumbling and stuttering. I think y’all will enjoy it. <3

Obvious, right? Use of “ya’ll” and a text heart outta be the “in case you didn’t realize” tippers, but since this song is currently saturating ever corner of public media, shouldn’t it be immediately clear that someone recommending it as some kind of obscure tune they’re personally sharing is joking?

The answer is yes to all those of course. I’m only posing it as a faux-question as a 2nd layer of social satire along the lines of a lady venting about being misunderstood at the office earlier in the workday or something.

The real point here is that my humor continues to be lost in the new cultural wave where everyone is as jaded and dense as my joke-me and so an ever-increasing number of those facetious moments are falling on deaf eyes and ears.

The future is gonna be super lame in this regard.

Gap – Mellow Yellow

In 1999, this commercial exposed me to the song “Mellow Yellow” for the first time, leading me to later get it on Napster and make it a staple of my unique music library. In the commercial the song is sung by a group of young adults — among which were then-unknowns Alex Greenwald, Rashida Jones and Jason Thompson — in Gap’s “Everybody in Cords” commercial directed by Pedro Romhanyi. The music mix was done by the Dust Brothers.

Gap Commercial: Khaki a-go-go

Dr. Seuss – Green Eggs And Ham

I love all the Dr Seuss cartoons, but I hate the text of Green Eggs and Ham and the terrible message it sends about just harassing someone enough, constantly ignoring their protests, and eventually they will see that you are right and they were just being closed minded and afraid of new things the whole time.

Sesame Street – Grover the Waiter – Big Hamburger

Sesame Street- Number Nine Special of the Day