Tale Spin. Sky Pirates

Sky Pirates – from the TaleSpin pilot, Plunder and Lightning. Don Karnage sings of being an air pirate.

Rugrats. Theme

The opening sequence is little of what remains of the show from when it first started, when it was a sketchy offbeat view from a babies perspective. After only a few years, this charm was replaced by a polished, straight lined cutsie telling of baby life.

Teletubbies intro


Closing:

My Spanish teacher in high school, Mr Holt, thought Teletubbies were a conspiracy to brainwash children. At the time we thought that was funny cuz the show was weird and British. Upon reflection…I’m not so sure…

Clerks. Alternate/Original Ending

The original ending for the film was meant to continue from when Randal throws Dante’s “I Assure You, We’re Open” sign to him. After Randal leaves, Dante proceeds to count out the register and does not notice another person entering the store. Upon informing the latecomer that the store is no longer open, the customer shoots Dante, killing him. Afterwards, he makes off with the money from the cash register. The sequence ends with Dante’s dead face looking off past the camera; after the credits roll, a customer (played by Smith, with his beard shaved off) comes into the store, sees no one around (Dante is lying behind the counter) and steals some cigarettes. The depressing ending was criticized by Smith’s mentors Bob Hawk and John Pierson after its first screening at the Independent Feature Film Market, and it was under Pierson’s advice that Smith cut the ending short, deleting Dante’s death and ending the movie with Randal’s departure. Fans have since analyzed the death of Dante as an homage to The Empire Strikes Back, which is discussed earlier in the film as Dante’s favorite Star Wars movie because “it ended on such a down note”. Deleted scenes from the extended cut of the film also implied that the killer would never be caught, as Randal disconnects the security cameras earlier in the day. Smith said it concluded this way because he “didn’t know how to end a film.” Both versions are available in Clerks. X, the tenth anniversary special edition; the lost ending itself was among the extras on the 1995 Laserdisc and the 1999 DVD release; in his commentary on the 1999 DVD, Smith states that had he kept the original ending, there would have likely been no further View Askewniverse films. The culprit in question was played by Smith’s cousin John Willyung, who would go on to appear in later Smith films (most notably as “Cohee Lunden” in Chasing Amy).

Marsupilami Intro

Disney’s version of the marsupilami first appeared on television in Raw Toonage in 1992, and was then spun off into his own eponymous show on the CBS network. Marsupilami’s supporting characters included Maurice the Gorilla, Stuie the Elephant, Eduardo the Jaguar, Norman the Poacher, and other characters. The original Marsupilami stories by Franquin never encountered a gorilla or elephant, since these species are native to Africa, while the marsupilami originates from South America.

Tale Spin


End Credits:

Batman OnStar Commercial: Riddler

Garfield and Friends. Quickie. The Contest

Garfield and Odie have a contest to see who can bark or meow loudest.

Aladdin. Friend Like Me

Aladdin. A Whole New World