Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland is a weird mess (in the bad way)
From the Grandpa-Rich file: Movies are weird. i don’t understand them. I just saw Alice in Wonderland… and eh…what eh…the eff WAS that?… seriously.. what was. ANY. of. “that”. i just. i dont. i… dude – what WAS… Read More
Meet the Animated-Time-Travel Confusion
watching Meet the Robinsons again, trying to understand it. dammit Disney… we’re not advanced enough to understand alternate reality paradigms.. fuck time travel movies. this is the first-Futurama-movie confusion all over again. ug
Liveblogging an episode of iCarly
omfg, iCarly and little geeky dude are SO making out! this is the happiest day of my life!!!!1 dude. they’re kissing like every 14 seconds. this is so awesome. GO LITTLE GEEKY DUDE! what the shit?? Carlys older… Read More
Inglourious Basterds was fun… with a pause button
Just finished Inglourious Basterds and Brad Pitt was fortunately unable to ruin it. Could not have watched it start to finish though. The first 20 minutes is wildly compelling and then the rest is just kindov meh with… Read More
Gambling bluff posturing by a baby woman
I’m pretty sure this satirical Tweet&Facebook post completely flopped because no one realized its mocking tone… The copy reads: You guys should check out this song called “Poker Face”. its by an artist called “Lady Gaga” and its… Read More